I got my first pair of (many, many) glasses when I was twelve years old. I was playing tag in my grandmother’s yard (with a friend-who-was-a-boy) and so of course not only was I running around like a nut, I was also distracted. So first I was chasing Scotty, trying to tag him, and the next thing I knew I was on my butt in the grass, holding my mouth, bleeding.
I said, “Oh, crap!”
Scotty said, “Oh, bye!”
He left quickly.
What the hell happened? I had somehow managed to smash my mouth into the front of my father’s car, which was parked on the grass where we were playing. To my horror, as I went into the house to tell my mother what happened, I realized that I had shards of…what, tooth? Tooth! Shards of tooth were in my mouth! Not only had I gotten a fat lip from my “car crash”, but I’d also broken my front tooth.
My parents were more annoyed than sympathetic (this was gonna cost them). We didn’t have dental insurance so the fix was minimal (“I’ll just file it down so the sharp point from the tooth doesn’t puncture her tongue,” the dentist offered cheerfully). Worse than this was that the cause of the crash. I hadn’t crashed into the car because I was clumsy (well, not just because of that), as was first thought, but because I couldn’t see how close I was to it.
I was nearsighted.
The state provided my glasses. I had no choice about which frame I got since there was only one option: the lovely cat’s eyes that you see pictured above. Although my dad tried to be upbeat about it, there was really not one bit of excitement involved.
So, I’d lost half a tooth, but hey, I gained a pair of glasses soon thereafter.
3 thoughts on “First pair of glasses, part 1”
Thanks guys. After my father died, we were going through his things and I found them in his drawer, with a bunch of my old report cards. I had no idea that he’d saved them! It completely blew me away. The only reason that I have them now is because my Dad saved them all those years ago.
I think it’s awesome that you still have them, they are so ‘retro’ that they could actually be put to use! What a great story!
can’t believe you still have them–wow!